People trying to get you to buy stuff.

Monday 14 March 2016

Workpressed

Today he was feeling ‘workpressed’. Just out of nowhere he decided to hit us with a new word and then just continue on as if we should all know what he meant. Just casually slipped it into a whatsapp conversation. Workpressed.
But that wasn’t the end of it.
We then get told, “I hate being workpressed. I’d much rather be home impressed.”
So there we have it. ‘Workpressed’ is bad. I’m guessing it is being depressed at work or pressed to do more work than you can actually get done. But tacking the word ‘Impressed’ onto the end of something is good.
We have entered a new world of ‘Pappisms’. You’ve been warned.

Thursday 3 March 2016

Rocket League

Online gaming is stressful. Man, it can really fuck you up. I just want to win every time. Losing is totally pish!
Getting beat 10-3 is like getting kicked in the stones. You just want to curl up and pack it all in. Stick the PS4 on ebay. Game over.